Freebsd Fortunes 3

Chicagoan:      "So, where're you from?"
Hoosier:        "What's wrong with Indiana?"

Chicken Little was right.

Chicken Soup:
        An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin,
        cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken soup
        can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
                -- Arthur Naiman

Chihuahuas drive me crazy.  I can't stand anything that
shivers when it's warm.

Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like
them.  That's when they come over and violate your body space.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Children are unpredictable.  You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
                -- Franklin P. Jones

Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
                -- Ogden Nash

Children begin by loving their parents.  After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.