Daily Fortunes

Apr 15, 2013

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash

A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright...
A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him what he meant. -- Wilson Mizner

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given...
A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance. -- Stanislaw Lem

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city...
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's...

A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. --...
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstein

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