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Apr 22, 2013

Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses...
Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses differently than they do. -- Turgenev

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them...
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. -- Frank Zappa

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does...
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like. -- Arnold Bennett

Mother is the invention of necessity.
Mother is the invention of necessity.

Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
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