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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing their hair. If this doesn't
work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
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If A fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.
-- William Blake
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If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler,
there will be N-1 passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager.
-- T. Cheatham
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If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he
really a guru at all?
-- Strange de Jim, "The Metasexuals"
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If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it
is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
-- Joseph C. Goulden
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IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing
to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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If a listener nods his head when you're
explaining your program, wake him up.
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If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed.
-- Thomas Wolfe
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If a man is not a liberal at 25, he has no heart.
If he's not a conservative by 45, he has no brain.