Daily Fortunes

Jun 21, 2013

Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies...
Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitch-hiking." -- David Letterman

Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute,...
Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer. -- A. Gide

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines...
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. -- David Letterman

TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED
TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED

TRANSFER: A promotion you receive on the condition that...
TRANSFER: A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.

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