Freebsd Fortunes 6

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
                -- David Letterman

TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED

TRANSFER:
        A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.

TRANSPARENT:
        Being or pertaining to an existing, nontangible object.
        "It's there, but you can't see it"
                -- IBM System/360 announcement, 1964.

VIRTUAL:
        Being or pertaining to a tangible, nonexistent object.
        "I can see it, but it's not there."
                -- Lady Macbeth.

TRANSVESTITE:
        Someone who spends his junior year at college abroad.

Trap full -- please empty.

TRAVEL:
        Something that makes you feel like you're getting somewhere.

Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.
                -- Han Solo

Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.
"What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant.
        "All depends," the native drawled.  "Do you mean by them that has
to live in this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered, one-hoss dump, or
by them that's merely enjoying its quaint and picturesque rustic charms
for a short spell?"