Daily FortunesOct 7, 2015
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means...
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some
kind of loophole.
-- Leo Kessler
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights...
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it
looks like I'm the only one moving.
-- Steven Wright
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education...
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner
I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought...
I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every
woman should marry -- and no man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes...
I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New
England, but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be
raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in
New England, for board and clothes,...
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 7, 2015
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