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May 15, 2015

The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time...
The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch you flight.

As soon as the flight attendant serves the coffee, the airliner...
As soon as the flight attendant serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in...
Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.

When travelling overseas, the exchange rate improves markedly...
When travelling overseas, the exchange rate improves markedly the day after one has purchased foreign currency.
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