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Jul 15, 2015

Most seminars have a happy ending. Everyone's glad when...
Most seminars have a happy ending. Everyone's glad when they're over.

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call...
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. -- Richard Lewis

MOTHER: Half a word.
MOTHER: Half a word.

Mother Earth is not flat!
Mother Earth is not flat!

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said...
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there would be so many.
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