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Jul 1, 2015

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Never have so many understood so little about so much...
Never have so many understood so little about so much. -- James Burke

Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs...
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting. -- Billy Rose
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