Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never have children, only grandchildren.
                -- Gore Vidal

Never have so many understood so little about so much.
                -- James Burke

Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.
                -- Billy Rose

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
                -- Quentin Crisp

Never kick a man, unless he's down.

Never laugh at live dragons.
                -- Bilbo Baggins

Never leave anything to chance;
make sure all your crimes are premeditated.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
                -- Erma Bombeck