Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.
                -- Billy Rose

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
                -- Quentin Crisp

Never kick a man, unless he's down.

Never laugh at live dragons.
                -- Bilbo Baggins

Never leave anything to chance;
make sure all your crimes are premeditated.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
                -- Erma Bombeck

Never let someone who says it cannot be done
interrupt the person who is doing it.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
                -- Salvor Hardin, "Foundation"

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
                -- Saint Jerome