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ELECTRIC JELL-O
2 boxes JELL-O brand gelatin 2 packages Knox brand unflavored gelatin
2 cups fruit (any variety) 2+ cups water
1/2 bottle Everclear brand grain alcohol
Mix JELL-O and Knox gelatin into 2 cups of boiling water. Stir 'til
fully dissolved.
Pour hot mixture into a flat pan. (JELL-O molds won't work.)
Stir in grain alcohol instead of usual cold water. Remove any congealing
glops of slime. (Alcohol has an unusual effect on excess JELL-O.)
Pour in fruit to desired taste, and to absorb any excess alcohol.
Mix in some cold water to dilute the alcohol and make it easier to eat for
the faint of heart.
Refrigerate overnight to allow mixture to fully harden. (About 8-12 hours.)
Cut into squares and enjoy!
WARNING:
Keep ingredients away from open flame. Not recommended for
children under eight years of age.
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Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
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Electrocution, n:
Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1292 of 2182 |
Elegance and truth are inversely related.
-- Becker's Razor
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Elephant, n:
A mouse built to government specifications.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1294 of 2182 |
Elevators smell different to midgets.
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Eleventh Law of Acoustics:
In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between
frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they
are all merely transforms of one another. This combined with
minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct
compensation for non-linear passive crossover network loading can
lead to a significant decrease in system resolution lost. However,
of course, this all means jack when you listen to Pink Floyd.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1296 of 2182 |
Eli and Bessie went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Bessie nudged Eli.
"Please be so kindly and close the window. It's cold outside!"
Half asleep, Eli murmured,
"Nu ... so if I'll close the window, will it be warm outside?"
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Elliptic paraboloids for sale.
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Elliptical, n:
The feel of a kiss.
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