Daily Fortunes

May 12, 2018

I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar. What...
I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar. What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar. For example, I could say: "Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America," or "Without good...

"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." ...
"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." -- Joe Walsh

"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or...
"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling." -- Florence Henderson

I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people...
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it. -- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two...
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. -- Fred Allen

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