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"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do."
-- Joe Walsh
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"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling."
-- Florence Henderson
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I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.
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I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen
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I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather
dance with the cows till you come home.
-- Groucho Marx
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"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps
the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ..."
-- Peter Oakley
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"I didn't know it was impossible when I did it."
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I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The
curtain was up.
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I do hate sums. There is no greater mistake than to call arithmetic an
exact science. There are permutations and aberrations discernible to
minds entirely noble like mine; subtle variations which ordinary
accountants fail to discover; hidden laws of number which it requires a
mind like mine to perceive. For instance, if you add a sum from the
bottom up, and then again from the top down, the result is always
-- Mrs. La Touche (19th cent.)
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"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
-- Isaac Asimov