Freebsd Fortunes

"Have you lived here all your life?"
"Oh, twice that long."

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a
crack in your sidewalk?

Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline
sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
                -- Dr. Who

Have you reconsidered a computer career?

HE:  Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?!?  Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
                -- Walt Kelley

"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental
effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable
perversion."
                -- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails"

"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions"

He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation
perfectly delightful.
                -- Sydney Smith

He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild and
heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope
of ever behaving "normally."
                -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing '72"

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.
                -- Oscar Wilde