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Freebsd Fortunes:  1201 of 3566

Have people realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is
to defuse project tensions?  When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a
non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?

Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for our aggressions.  This
still begs the question of whether the cookie releases the pressure or
only serves to blunt the warning signs.

                Long live the revolution!
                Have a nice day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1202 of 3566

Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell
you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time
for play?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1203 of 3566

Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?  Besides drugs,
I mean.  The answer is hot tubs.  A hot tub is a redwood container
filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite
sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse.  After a few hours in
their hot tubs, Californians don't give a damn about earthquakes or
mass murderers.  They don't give a damn about anything , which is why
they are able to produce "Laverne and Shirley" week after week.
                -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1204 of 3566

"Have you lived here all your life?"
"Oh, twice that long."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1205 of 3566

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a
crack in your sidewalk?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1206 of 3566

Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline
sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
                -- Dr. Who
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1207 of 3566

Have you reconsidered a computer career?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1208 of 3566

HE:  Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?!?  Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
                -- Walt Kelley
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1209 of 3566

"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental
effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable
perversion."
                -- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1210 of 3566

"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions"
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