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Have people realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is
to defuse project tensions? When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a
non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?
Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for our aggressions. This
still begs the question of whether the cookie releases the pressure or
only serves to blunt the warning signs.
Long live the revolution!
Have a nice day.
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Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell
you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time
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Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm? Besides drugs,
I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container
filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite
sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse. After a few hours in
their hot tubs, Californians don't give a damn about earthquakes or
mass murderers. They don't give a damn about anything , which is why
they are able to produce "Laverne and Shirley" week after week.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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"Have you lived here all your life?"
"Oh, twice that long."
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Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a
crack in your sidewalk?
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Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline
sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who
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Have you reconsidered a computer career?
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HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
-- Walt Kelley
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"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental
effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable
-- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails"
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"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions"