Daily FortunesNov 29, 2019
When I was seven years old, I was once reprimanded by my mother...
When I was seven years old, I was once reprimanded by my mother for an act
of collective brutality in which I had been involved at school. A group of
seven-year-olds had been teasing and tormenting a six-year-old. "It is
always so," my mother said. "You...
When I was young we didn't have MTV; we
had to take drugs...
When I was young we didn't have MTV; we
had to take drugs and go to concerts.
-- Steven Pearl
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it...
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened
or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot
remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to
pieces like this but we all have to do it...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had
slept...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had
slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright
When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when...
When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
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Daily Fortunes for Nov 29, 2019
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