Daily FortunesAug 29, 2019
A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds...
A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions
he is able to answer.
-- Ronald Colman
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home...
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a
late card games.
"You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife,"
he said. "First, I kill the engine a block away from the house and coast
into the garage. Then...
A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying...
A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly,
"Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee,
why did you Di......eeee"
The caretaker walks up, pardons himself and asks politely,
"Excuse me, sir, but I've...
A man was talking to his best friend about his married life...
A man was talking to his best friend about his married life. "You know," he
says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to
me, but there's *always* that doubt. There's *always* that little doubt."
"Yeah, I know...
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 29, 2019
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