Freebsd Limericks

There was a young fellow whose dong
Was prodigiously massive and long.
        On each side of his whang
        Two testes did hang
That attracted a curious throng.

There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "Screwing is one thing I do know.
        A woman is fine,
        And a sheep is divine,
But a llama is Numero Uno."

There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "There is one thing I do know,
        Women are fine
        And children devine,
But the llama is numero uno."

There was a young German named Ringer
Who was screwing an opera singer.
        Said he with a grin,
        "Well, I've sure got it in!"
Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger?"

There was a young girl from Annista
Who dated a lecherous mister.
        He fondled her titty,
        Got one finger shitty,
Then screwed up his courage and kissed 'er.

There was a young girl from Decatur
Who was raped by an alligator.
        But no one quite knew
        How she relished that screw,
For after he screwed her, he ate her.

There was a young girl from Dundee,
From her fanny there grew a plum tree.
        No one ate the nice fruit,
        To tell you the truth,
Because they knew it came from her tooty-toot-toot.

There was a young girl from East Lynn
Whose mother ( to save her from sin )
        Had filled up her crack
        With hard-setting shellac,
But the boys picked it out with a pin.

There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Who said, "You are utterly wrong
        To say my vagina
        Is the largest in China
Just because of your mean little dong."

There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
        She said with a yell,
        As a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong!"