Freebsd Limericks: 124 of 860 |
A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexhedronical ball,
And the square of its weight
Times his pecker's, plus eight,
Was four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck-all.
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Freebsd Limericks: 125 of 860 |
A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker's, plus eight
Is his phone number -- give him a call...
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Freebsd Limericks: 126 of 860 |
A mathematician named Klein
Thought the Mobius band was divine.
Said he, "If you glue
The edges of two,
You'll get a weird bottle like mine!
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Freebsd Limericks: 127 of 860 |
A middle-aged codger named Bruin
Found his love life completely in ruin,
For he flirted with flirts
Wearing pants and no skirts,
And he never got in for no screwin'.
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Freebsd Limericks: 128 of 860 |
A milkmaid there was, with a stutter,
Who was lonely and wanted a futter.
She had nowhere to turn,
So she diddled a churn,
And managed to come with the butter.
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Freebsd Limericks: 129 of 860 |
A mortician who practised in Fife
Made love to the corpse of his wife.
"How could I know, Judge?
She was cold, did not budge--
Just the same as she'd acted in life."
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Freebsd Limericks: 130 of 860 |
A nasty old drunk in Carmel
Thinks it funny to piss in the well.
He says, "Some don't favor
That unusual flavor,
But I don't drink the stuff -- what the hell!"
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Freebsd Limericks: 131 of 860 |
A nervous young fellow named Fred
Took a charming young widow to bed.
When he'd diddled a while
She remarked with a smile,
"You've got it all in but the head."
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Freebsd Limericks: 132 of 860 |
A new dramatist of the absurd
Has a voice that will shortly be heard.
I learn from my spies
He's about to devise
An unprintable three-letter word.
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Freebsd Limericks: 133 of 860 |
A newlywed couple from Goshen
Spent their honeymoon sailing the ocean.
In twenty-eight days
They got laid eighty ways --
Imagine such fucking devotion!
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