| Freebsd Limericks: 155 of 860 |
A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 156 of 860 |
A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance."
She let herself go
For an hour or so,
And now all her sisters are aunts.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 157 of 860 |
A princess who lived near a bog
Met a prince in the form of a frog.
Now she and her prince
Are the parents of quints,
Four boys and one fine polliwog.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 158 of 860 |
A princess who reigned in Baroda
Made her home on a purple pagoda.
She festooned the walls
Of her halls with the balls
And the tools of the fools who be-stroda'.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 159 of 860 |
A programmer down in Moline
Said, I'm the match for any machine.
My secret's aversion,
To loops and recursion,
Just acres of in-line routine.
-- W.J. Wilson
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| Freebsd Limericks: 160 of 860 |
A progressive professor named Winners
Held classes each evening for sinners.
They were graded and spaced
So the vile and debased
Would not be held back by beginners.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 161 of 860 |
A rapist who reeked of cheap booze
Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes.
She cried, "I suppose
There's no time for my clothes,
But PLEASE let me take off my shoes!"
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| Freebsd Limericks: 162 of 860 |
A rapturous young fellatrix
One day was at work on five pricks.
With an unholy cry
She whipped out her glass eye:
"Tell the boys I can now take on six."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 163 of 860 |
A reckless young lady of France
Had no qualms about taking a chance,
But she thought it was crude
To get screwed in the nude,
So she always went home with damp pants.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 164 of 860 |
A remarkable race are the Persians;
They have such peculiar diversions.
They make love the whole day
In the usual way
And save up the nights for perversions.
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