Freebsd Limericks

A certain young person of Ghent,
Uncertain if lady or gent,
        Shows his organs at large
        For a small handling charge
To assist him in paying the rent.

A certain young sheik of Algiers
Said to his harem, "My dears,
        Though you may think it odd of me,
        I'm tired of just sodomy
Let's try straight fucking."  (loud cheers!)

A chap down in Oklahoma
Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,
        But the sweetness of pitch
        Couldn't put off the hitch
Of impotence, size and aroma.

A charmer from old Amarillo,
Sick of finding strange heads on her pillow,
        Decided one day
        That to keep men away
She would stuff up her crevice with Brillo.

A chippy who worked in Black Bluff
Had a pussy as large as a muff.
        It had room for both hands
        And some intimate glands,
And was soft as a little duck's fluff.

A clerical student named Pryne
Through pain sought to reach the divine:
        He wore a hair shirt,
        Quite often ate dirt,
And bathed every Friday in brine.
                -- Edward Gorey

A clever young man named Eugene
Invented a jack-off machine.
        On the twenty-third stroke
        The fuckin' thing broke
And beat both his balls to a creame.

A clever young man named Eugene
Invented a jack-off machine.
        On the twenty-third stroke
        The goddam thing broke
And beat both his balls to a creame.

A cocksucking steno named Beeman
Remarked as she swallowed my semen :
        "On my minuscule salary
         I must watch every calorie,
So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!"

A computer called Illiac4
Had a rather tough bug in its core.
        It chewed up its cards
        And spewed yards and yards
Of illegible tape on the floor.