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Freebsd Limericks:  18 of 860

A certain young person of Ghent,
Uncertain if lady or gent,
        Shows his organs at large
        For a small handling charge
To assist him in paying the rent.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  19 of 860

A certain young sheik of Algiers
Said to his harem, "My dears,
        Though you may think it odd of me,
        I'm tired of just sodomy
Let's try straight fucking."  (loud cheers!)
 
Freebsd Limericks:  20 of 860

A chap down in Oklahoma
Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,
        But the sweetness of pitch
        Couldn't put off the hitch
Of impotence, size and aroma.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  21 of 860

A charmer from old Amarillo,
Sick of finding strange heads on her pillow,
        Decided one day
        That to keep men away
She would stuff up her crevice with Brillo.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  22 of 860

A chippy who worked in Black Bluff
Had a pussy as large as a muff.
        It had room for both hands
        And some intimate glands,
And was soft as a little duck's fluff.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  23 of 860

A clerical student named Pryne
Through pain sought to reach the divine:
        He wore a hair shirt,
        Quite often ate dirt,
And bathed every Friday in brine.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  24 of 860

A clever young man named Eugene
Invented a jack-off machine.
        On the twenty-third stroke
        The fuckin' thing broke
And beat both his balls to a creame.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  25 of 860

A clever young man named Eugene
Invented a jack-off machine.
        On the twenty-third stroke
        The goddam thing broke
And beat both his balls to a creame.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  26 of 860

A cocksucking steno named Beeman
Remarked as she swallowed my semen :
        "On my minuscule salary
         I must watch every calorie,
So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  27 of 860

A computer called Illiac4
Had a rather tough bug in its core.
        It chewed up its cards
        And spewed yards and yards
Of illegible tape on the floor.
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