| Freebsd Limericks: 3 of 860 |
A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered his pants leg with pee.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 4 of 860 |
A beautiful belle of Del Norte
Is reckoned disdainful and haughty
Because during the day
She says: "Boys, keep away!"
But she fucks in the gloaming like forty.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 5 of 860 |
A beautiful lady named Psyche
Is loved by a fellow named Ikey.
One thing about Ike
The lady can't like
Is his prick, which is dreadfully spikey.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 6 of 860 |
A beetling young woman named Pridgets
Had a violent abhorrence of midgets;
Off the end of a wharf
She once pushed a dwarf
Whose truncation reduced her to fidgets.
-- Edward Gorey
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| Freebsd Limericks: 7 of 860 |
A big-bosomed Bunny named Gression
Sold cigars at a key-club concession.
When she swiveled about
Even strong men cried out,
For her costume did not keep her flesh in.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 8 of 860 |
A bobby of Nottingham Junction
Whose organ had long ceased to function
Deceived his good wife
For the rest of her life
With the aid of his constable's truncheon.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 9 of 860 |
A broken-down harlot named Tupps
Was heard to confess in her cups:
"The height of my folly
Was diddling a collie-
But I got a nice price for the pups."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 10 of 860 |
A broken-down harlot named Tupps
Was heard to confess in her cups:
"The height of my folly
Was fucking a collie --
But I got a nice price for the pups."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 11 of 860 |
A burlesque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
But she read science fiction
And died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius strip.
-- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology"
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| Freebsd Limericks: 12 of 860 |
A busy young lady named Gloria
Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier
And then by six men,
Sir Gerald again,
And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
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