| Freebsd Limericks: 207 of 860 |
A wicked stone cutter named Cary
Drilled holes in divine statuary.
With eyes full of malice
He pulled out his phallus,
And buggered a stone Virgin Mary.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 208 of 860 |
A wide-bottomed girl named Trasket
Had a hole as big as a basket.
A spot, as a bride,
In it now, you could hide,
And include with your luggage your mascot.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 209 of 860 |
A widow whose singular vice
Was to keep her late husband on ice
Said, "It's been hard since I lost him --
I'll never defrost him!
Cold comfort, but cheap at the price."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 210 of 860 |
A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His mouth can hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week.
And I'm darned if I know how the helican.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 211 of 860 |
A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His mouth can hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week.
I'm darned if I know how the helican.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 212 of 860 |
A wonderful tribe are the Sweenies,
Renowned for the length of their peenies.
The hair on their balls
Sweeps the floors of their halls,
But they don't look at women, the meanies.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 213 of 860 |
A wood-fetish busboy named Gable
Is rapid, is thorough, is able;
But when everything's cleared,
He gives way to the weird,
As he lovingly busses each table.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 214 of 860 |
A worn-out young husband named Lehr
Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer:
"Slip on a sheath, quick,
Then slip your big dick
Between these lips covered with hair."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 215 of 860 |
A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 216 of 860 |
A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic;
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"
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