Freebsd Limericks

A wonderful tribe are the Sweenies,
Renowned for the length of their peenies.
        The hair on their balls
        Sweeps the floors of their halls,
But they don't look at women, the meanies.

A wood-fetish busboy named Gable
Is rapid, is thorough, is able;
        But when everything's cleared,
        He gives way to the weird,
As he lovingly busses each table.

A worn-out young husband named Lehr
Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer:
        "Slip on a sheath, quick,
        Then slip your big dick
Between these lips covered with hair."

A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
        Said the doctor, a cynic,
        "Get out of my clinic
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool."

A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
        Said the doctor, a cynic,
        "Get out of my clinic;
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"

A young bride and groom of Australia
Remarked as they joined genitalia :
        "Though the system seems odd,
         We are thankful that God
Developed the genus Mammalia."

A young fellow discovered through Freud
That although of penis devoid,
        He could practice coitus
        By eating a foetus,
And his parents were quite overjoyed.

A young Juliet of St. Louis
On a balcony stood acting screwy.
        Her Romeo climbed,
        But he wasn't well timed,
And half-way up, off he went -- blooey!

A young lad named Lester McGraw
Caught a stranger on top of his Maw.
        As he watched him stick her
        He said, with a snicker,
"You do it much faster than Paw."

A young lady sat by the sea,
Just as proper as proper could be.
        A young fellow goosed her,
        And roughly seduced her,
So she thanked him and went home to tea.