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From deep in the crypt at St. Giles
Came a bellow that echoed for miles.
        Said the rector, "My gracious,
        Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles!?"
 
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From Number Nine, Penwiper Mews,
There is really abominable news;
        They've discovered a head
        In the box for the bread,
But nobody seems to know whose.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  298 of 860

From the bathing machine came a din
As of jollification within;
        It was heard far and wide,
        And the incoming tide
Had a definite flavour of gin.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  299 of 860

"Fucked by the finger of Fate!"
Bewailed a young fellow named Tate.
        "Since dating Miss Baugh,
        My whole tongue has been raw--
It must have been something I ate."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  300 of 860

In the case of a lady named Frost,
Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost,
        It's the best part of valor
        To bugger the gal, or
You're apt to fall in and get lost.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  301 of 860

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
        And loud was his mirth
        For on all of the earth
There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  302 of 860

In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam
        And loud was his mirth
        For on all of the earth
There were only two balls and he had'em.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  303 of 860

In the little French town of Le'Beau,
Lived a maiden exceedingly droll.
        At a masquerade ball,
        Clad in nothing at all,
She backed in as a Parker house roll.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  304 of 860

It always delights me at Hank's
To walk up the old river banks.
        One time in the grass
        I stepped on an ass,
And heard a young girl murmur, "Thanks."
 
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It had snowed, and the man in the drift,
Flagged her down and asked, "Give me a lift?"
        They sat in her Bentley,
        She fondled him gently,
And the lift that he'd asked for was swift!
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