Freebsd Limericks

"Fucked by the finger of Fate!"
Bewailed a young fellow named Tate.
        "Since dating Miss Baugh,
        My whole tongue has been raw--
It must have been something I ate."

In the case of a lady named Frost,
Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost,
        It's the best part of valor
        To bugger the gal, or
You're apt to fall in and get lost.

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
        And loud was his mirth
        For on all of the earth
There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.

In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam
        And loud was his mirth
        For on all of the earth
There were only two balls and he had'em.

In the little French town of Le'Beau,
Lived a maiden exceedingly droll.
        At a masquerade ball,
        Clad in nothing at all,
She backed in as a Parker house roll.

It always delights me at Hank's
To walk up the old river banks.
        One time in the grass
        I stepped on an ass,
And heard a young girl murmur, "Thanks."

It had snowed, and the man in the drift,
Flagged her down and asked, "Give me a lift?"
        They sat in her Bentley,
        She fondled him gently,
And the lift that he'd asked for was swift!

The late Brigham Young was no neuter --
No faggot, no fairy, no fruiter.
        Where ten thousand virgins
        Succumbed to his urgin's
There now stands the great State of Utah.

The latest reports from Good Hope
State that apes there have pricks thick as rope,
        And fuck high, wide, and free,
        From the top of one tree
To the top of the next -- what a scope!

The limerick, a verse form iniquitous,
Has nonetheless been ubiquitous.
        Once Congress in session,
        Declared its suppression,
But people got around that by writing the last line with no rhyme or meter.