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There once was a fencer named Fisk,
Whose speed was incredibly brisk.
So fast was his action,
The Fitzgerald contraction,
Foreshortended his foil to a disk.
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There once was a fiesty young terrier
Who liked to bite girls on the derriere.
He'd yip and he'd yap,
Then leap up and snap;
And the fairer the derriere the merrier.
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Freebsd Limericks: 332 of 860 |
There once was a floozie named Annie
Whose prices were cosy--but cannie:
A buck for a fuck,
Fifty cents for a suck,
And a dime for a feel of her fanny.
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Freebsd Limericks: 333 of 860 |
There once was a freshman named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said "This won't be much of a sin."
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Freebsd Limericks: 334 of 860 |
There once was a gangster named Brown
- the sneakiest bastard in town.
He was caught by G-men
Shooting his semen
Where the cops would slip and fall down.
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Freebsd Limericks: 335 of 860 |
There once was a gaucho named Bruno,
Who said, "About sex, well, I do know,
Sheep are just fine,
Chickens, divine,
But iguanas are Numero Uno."
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Freebsd Limericks: 336 of 860 |
There once was a gay young Parisian
Who screwed an appendix incision,
And the girl of his choice
Could hardly rejoice
At the horrible lack of precision.
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Freebsd Limericks: 337 of 860 |
There once was a girl from Cornell
Whose teats were shaped like a bell.
When you touched them they shrunk,
Except when she was drunk,
And then they got bigger than hell.
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There once was a girl from Decatur,
Who got laid by a big alligator.
Now nobody knew
The result of that screw,
'Cause after he laid her, he ate her.
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There once was a girl from Madras
Who had such a beautiful ass -
It was not round and pink
( as you bastards think )
But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.
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