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Freebsd Limericks:  35 of 860

A cute little twerp from Samoa
Had a cock of one inch and no moa.
        It was good for keyholes
        And debutantes' peeholes
But not worth a damn on a whoa.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  36 of 860

A daredevil skater named Lowe,
Leaps barrels arranged in the snow,
        But is proudest of doing,
        Some incredible screwing,
Since he's jumped thirteen girls in a row!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  37 of 860

A deep-throated virgin named Netty
Was sucking a cock on the jetty.
        She said, "It tastes nice,
        Much better than rice,
Though not quite as good as spaghetti."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  38 of 860

A delighted, incredulous bride
Remarked to her groom at her side :
        "I never could quite
         Believe till tonight
Our anatomies would coincide."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  39 of 860

A dentist, young doctor Malone,
Got a charming girl patient alone,
        And, in his depravity,
        Filled the wrong cavity.
God, how his practice has grown.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  40 of 860

A despairing old landlord named Fyfe,
With a frigid and quarrelsome wife,
        Let his third-story front,
        To a willing young cunt,
Who supplied him a new lease on life!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  41 of 860

A desperate spinster from Clare
Once knelt in the moonlight all bare,
        And prayed to her God
        For a romp on the sod--
'Twas a passerby answered her prayer.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  42 of 860

A distinguished professor from Swarthmore
Got along with a sexy young sophomore.
        As quick as a glance
        He stripped off his pants,
But he found that the sophomore'd got off more.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  43 of 860

A doctoral student from Buckingham
Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em.
        But a dropout from paree
        Taught him Gamahuchee
- so he added a footnote on sucking 'em.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  44 of 860

A doctoral student from Buckingham
Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em.
        But a dropout from paree
        Taught him Gamahuchee
So he added a footnote on sucking 'em.
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