Freebsd Limericks

There once was a girl named Priscilla
Whose vagina was flavored vanilla.
        The taste was so fine
        Man and beast stood in line
(Including a stud armadilla).

There once was a girl so lovely,
Who wanted to make love in the bubbly,
        She strapped on her tanks,
        And started her pranks,
But the lobsters all thought she was ugly.

There once was a golfer named Leer,
Who got put in the clink for a year,
        For an action obscene,
        On the very first green.
Where the sign said "Enter course here."

There once was a gouty old colonel
Who grew glum when the weather grew vernal,
        And he cried in his tiffin
        For his prick wouldn't stiffen,
And the size of the thing was infernal.

There once was a guardsman from Buckingham
Who said, "As for girls, I hate fucking 'em.
        But when I meet boys,
        God! how I enjoys
Just licking their peckers and sucking 'em."

There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads of Yen.
        So he built him some chicks,
        Of silicon chips,
And hasn't been heard from since then.

There once was a handsome young seaman
Who with ladies was really a demon.
        In peace or in war,
        At sea or on shore,
He could certainly dish out the semen.

There once was a horny old bitch
With a motorized self-frigger which
        She would use with delight
        All day long and all night -
Twenty bucks: Abercrombie & Fitch.

There once was a horse named Lily
Whose dingus was really a dilly.
        It was vaginoid duply,
        And labial quadruply --
In fact, he was really a filly.

There once was a husky young Viking
Whose sexual prowess was striking.
        Every time he got hot
        He would scour the twat
Of some girl that might be to his liking.