Freebsd Limericks

A daredevil skater named Lowe,
Leaps barrels arranged in the snow,
        But is proudest of doing,
        Some incredible screwing,
Since he's jumped thirteen girls in a row!

A deep-throated virgin named Netty
Was sucking a cock on the jetty.
        She said, "It tastes nice,
        Much better than rice,
Though not quite as good as spaghetti."

A delighted, incredulous bride
Remarked to her groom at her side :
        "I never could quite
         Believe till tonight
Our anatomies would coincide."

A dentist, young doctor Malone,
Got a charming girl patient alone,
        And, in his depravity,
        Filled the wrong cavity.
God, how his practice has grown.

A despairing old landlord named Fyfe,
With a frigid and quarrelsome wife,
        Let his third-story front,
        To a willing young cunt,
Who supplied him a new lease on life!

A desperate spinster from Clare
Once knelt in the moonlight all bare,
        And prayed to her God
        For a romp on the sod--
'Twas a passerby answered her prayer.

A distinguished professor from Swarthmore
Got along with a sexy young sophomore.
        As quick as a glance
        He stripped off his pants,
But he found that the sophomore'd got off more.

A doctoral student from Buckingham
Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em.
        But a dropout from paree
        Taught him Gamahuchee
- so he added a footnote on sucking 'em.

A doctoral student from Buckingham
Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em.
        But a dropout from paree
        Taught him Gamahuchee
So he added a footnote on sucking 'em.

A do-it-yourselfer named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
        She blew her vagina
        To South Carolina,
And her tits landed somewhere in Dallas.

A cute friend of hers, Fanny Hill,
Used two dynamite sticks for a dil.
        They found her vagina,
        In South Carolina,
And part of her ass in Brazil.