Freebsd Limericks: 377 of 860 |
There once was a man named Lodge,
who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
When his date was strapped in,
He committed a sin,
without ever leaving the garage.
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Freebsd Limericks: 378 of 860 |
There once was a man named McGruder,
Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder.
But the girl thought it crude,
To be wooed in the nude,
So McGru took an oar and subduder.
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Freebsd Limericks: 379 of 860 |
There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney
So just to be couth
He added vermouth
And slipped his best girl a martini.
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Freebsd Limericks: 380 of 860 |
There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny.
Just to be couth,
He added vermouth,
And slipped his girlfriend a martini.
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Freebsd Limericks: 381 of 860 |
There once was a man named Parridge
With peculiar views on marriage.
He sucked off his brother,
Fucked his own mother,
And gobbled his sister's miscarriage.
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Freebsd Limericks: 382 of 860 |
There once was a man with a hernia
Who said to his doctor, "Gol dern ya,
When you work on my middle
Be sure you don't fiddle
With things that do not concern ya."
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Freebsd Limericks: 383 of 860 |
There once was a member of Mensa
Who was a most excellent fencer.
The sword that he used
Was his -- (line is refused,
And has now been removed by the censor).
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Freebsd Limericks: 384 of 860 |
There once was a miner named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was ugly as shit,
And missing one tit,
But think of the money he saves.
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Freebsd Limericks: 385 of 860 |
There once was a monk of Camyre
Who was seized with a carnal desire
And the primary cause
Was the abbess's drawers
Which were hung up to dry by the fire.
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Freebsd Limericks: 386 of 860 |
There once was a newspaper vendor,
A person of dubious gender.
He would charge one-and-two
For permission to view
His remarkable double pudenda.
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