Freebsd Limericks

A dolly in Dallas named Alice,
Whose overworked sex is all callous,
        Wore the foreskin away
        On uncircumcised Ray,
Through exuberance, tightness, and malice.

A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
Wished to foster an aura of menace;
        To make people afraid
        He wore gloves of grey suede
And white footgear intended for tennis.
                -- Edward Gorey

A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
Wished to foster an aura of menace.
        To make people afraid
        He wore gloves of grey suede
And white footgear intended for tennis.
                -- Edward Gorey, "Amphigorey"

A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd,
Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred,
        Had achieved some reknown
        For her tone going down--
There's a nice civil tongue in her head.

A fair-haired young damsel named Grace
Thought it very, very foolish to place
        Her hand on your cock
        When it turned hard as rock,
For fear it would explode in your face.

A farmer I know named O'Doole
Had a long and incredible tool.
        He can use it to plow,
        Or to diddle a cow,
Or just as a cue-stick at pool.

A fellatrix's healthful condition
Proved the value of spunk as nutrition.
        Her remarkable diet
        (I suggest that you try it)
Was only her clients' emission.

A fellow whose surname was Hunt
Trained his cock to perform a slick stunt:
        This versatile spout
        Could be turned inside out,
Like a glove, and be used as a cunt.

A fisherman off of Cape Cod
Said, "I'll bugger that tuna, by God!"
        But the high-minded fish
        Resented his wish,
And nimbly swam off with his rod.

A foolish geologist from Kissen
Just didn't know what he was missin',
        By studying rock
        And neglecting his cock,
And using it merely for pissin'.