Freebsd Limericks: 485 of 860 |
There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "Screwing is one thing I do know.
A woman is fine,
And a sheep is divine,
But a llama is Numero Uno."
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Freebsd Limericks: 486 of 860 |
There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "There is one thing I do know,
Women are fine
And children devine,
But the llama is numero uno."
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Freebsd Limericks: 487 of 860 |
There was a young German named Ringer
Who was screwing an opera singer.
Said he with a grin,
"Well, I've sure got it in!"
Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger?"
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Freebsd Limericks: 488 of 860 |
There was a young girl from Annista
Who dated a lecherous mister.
He fondled her titty,
Got one finger shitty,
Then screwed up his courage and kissed 'er.
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Freebsd Limericks: 489 of 860 |
There was a young girl from Decatur
Who was raped by an alligator.
But no one quite knew
How she relished that screw,
For after he screwed her, he ate her.
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Freebsd Limericks: 490 of 860 |
There was a young girl from Dundee,
From her fanny there grew a plum tree.
No one ate the nice fruit,
To tell you the truth,
Because they knew it came from her tooty-toot-toot.
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Freebsd Limericks: 491 of 860 |
There was a young girl from East Lynn
Whose mother ( to save her from sin )
Had filled up her crack
With hard-setting shellac,
But the boys picked it out with a pin.
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Freebsd Limericks: 492 of 860 |
There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Who said, "You are utterly wrong
To say my vagina
Is the largest in China
Just because of your mean little dong."
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Freebsd Limericks: 493 of 860 |
There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell,
As a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong!"
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Freebsd Limericks: 494 of 860 |
There was a young girl from Medina
Who could completely control her vagina.
She could twist it around
Like the cunts that are found
In Japan, Manchukuo and China.
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