Freebsd Limericks

There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
        She said with a yell,
        As a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong!"

There was a young girl from Medina
Who could completely control her vagina.
        She could twist it around
        Like the cunts that are found
In Japan, Manchukuo and China.

There was a young girl from New York
Who plugged up her cunt with a cork.
        A woodpecker or two
        Made the grade it is true,
But it totally baffled the stork.

Till along came a man who presented
A tool that was strangely indented.
        With a dizzying twirl
        He punctured that girl,
And thus was the cork-screw invented.

There was a young girl from New York
Who plugged up her quim with a cork
        A woodpecker or two
        Made the grade, it is true,
But it totally baffled the stork.

There was a young girl from Peru,
Who had nothing whatever to do.
        So she sat on the stairs,
        And counted cunt hairs,
Four thousand, three hundred and two.

There was a young girl from Peru,
Who noticed her lovers were few;
        So she walked out her door
        With a fig leaf, no more,
And now she's in bed - with the flu.

There was a young girl from Samoa
Who pledged that no man would know her.
        One young fellow tried,
        But she wriggled aside,
And he spilled all his spermatozoa.

There was a young girl from Seattle,
Whose hobby was sucking off cattle.
        But a bull from the South
        Shot a wad in her mouth
That made both her ovaries rattle.

There was a young girl from Siam
Who said to her boyfriend Priam,
        "To seduce me, of course,
        You'll have to use force,
And thank goodness you're stronger than I am.

There was a young girl from St. Cyr
Whose reflex reactions were queer.
        Her escort said, "Mable,
        Get up off the table;
That money's to pay for the beer."