Freebsd Limericks

There was a young girl from Peru,
Who had nothing whatever to do.
        So she sat on the stairs,
        And counted cunt hairs,
Four thousand, three hundred and two.

There was a young girl from Peru,
Who noticed her lovers were few;
        So she walked out her door
        With a fig leaf, no more,
And now she's in bed - with the flu.

There was a young girl from Samoa
Who pledged that no man would know her.
        One young fellow tried,
        But she wriggled aside,
And he spilled all his spermatozoa.

There was a young girl from Seattle,
Whose hobby was sucking off cattle.
        But a bull from the South
        Shot a wad in her mouth
That made both her ovaries rattle.

There was a young girl from Siam
Who said to her boyfriend Priam,
        "To seduce me, of course,
        You'll have to use force,
And thank goodness you're stronger than I am.

There was a young girl from St. Cyr
Whose reflex reactions were queer.
        Her escort said, "Mable,
        Get up off the table;
That money's to pay for the beer."

There was a young girl from St. Paul
Who went to a newspaper ball.
        Her dress caught on fire
        And burnt her entire
Front page and sport section and all.

There was a young girl from the Bronix
Who had a vagina of onyx.
        She had so much `tsoris'
        With her clitoris,
She traded it in for a Packard.

There was a young girl from the coast
Who, just when she needed it most,
        Lost her Kotex and bled
        All over the bed,
And the head and the beard of her host.

There was a young girl in Berlin
Who eked out a living through sin.
        She didn't mind fucking,
        But much preferred sucking,
And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin.