Freebsd Limericks

There was a young girl of Asturias
With a penchant for practices curious.
        She loved to bat rocks
        With her gentlemen's cocks --
A practice both rude and injurious.

There was a young girl of Batonger
who diddled herself with a conger,
        When asked how it feels
        To be pleasured by eels
She said, "Just like a man, only longer.

There was a young girl of Cah'lina,
Had a very capricious vagina:
        To the shock of the fucker
        "Twould suddenly pucker,
And whistle the chorus of "Dinah."

There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who dreamt she'd been buggered by God.
        But it wasn't Jehovah
        That turned the girl over,
'Twas Roger the lodger, the dirty old codger,
        the bugger, the bastard, the sod!

There was a young girl of Cape Town
Who usually fucked with a clown.
        He taught her the trick
        Of sucking his prick,
And when it went up -- she went down.

There was a young girl of Coxsaxie
Whose skirt was more mini than maxi.
        She was fucked at the show
        In the twenty-third row,
And once more going home in the taxi.

There was a young girl of Darjeeling
Who could dance with such exquisite feeling
        There was never a sound
        For miles around
Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.

There was a young girl of Des Moines
Whose cunt could be fitted with coins,
        Till a guy from Hoboken
        Went and dropped in a token,
And now she rides free on the ferry.

There was a young girl of Detroit
Who at fucking was very adroit:
        She could squeeze her vagina
        To a pin-point, or finer,
Or open it out like a quoit.

And she had a friend named Durand
Whose cock could contract or expand.
        He could diddle a midge
        Or the arch of a bridge --
Their performance together was grand!

There was a young girl of East Lynne
Whose mother, to save her from sin,
        Had filled up her crack,
        To the brim with shellac,
But the boys picked it out with a pin.