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There was a young harlot named Schwartz
Whose cock-pit was studded with warts,
        And they tickled so nice
        She drew a high price
From the studs at the summer resorts.

Her pimp, a young fellow named Biddle,
Was seldom hard up for a diddle,
        For according to rumor
        His tool had a tumor
And a fine row of warts down the middle.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  545 of 860

There was a young hayseed from Tiffan
Whose cock would constantly stiffen.
        The knob out in front
        Attracted foul cunt
Which he greatly delighted in sniffin'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  546 of 860

There was a young idler named Blood,
Made a fortune performing at stud,
        With a fifteen-inch peter,
        A double-beat metre,
And a load like the Biblical Flood.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  547 of 860

There was a young Jew of Far Rockaway
Whose screams could be heard for a block away.
        Perceiving his error,
        The Rabbi in terror
Cried, "God! I have cut his whole cock away!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  548 of 860

There was a young lad - name of Durcan
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
        His father said, "Durcan
        Stop jerkin' your gherkin
Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  549 of 860

There was a young lad from Nahant
Who was made like the Sensitve Plant.
        When asked, "Do you fuck?"
        He replied, "No such luck.
I would if I could but I can't."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  550 of 860

There was a young lad from Siam,
Whose sexlife was caught in a jam.
        He loved them real small,
        'Cause they're funner to ball,
So he went out and bought him a lamb!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  551 of 860

There was a young lad name of Durcan
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
        His father said, "Durcan!
        Stop jerkin' your gherkin!
Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  552 of 860

There was a young lad name of Ward
Who strung himself up with a cord
        Said he, of his work
        (Ere the rope snapped with a jerk)
"I am leaving because I am bored."
                - E.A. Guest
 
Freebsd Limericks:  553 of 860

There was a young lad named McFee
Who was stung in the balls by a bee
        He made oodles of money
        By oozing pure honey
Every time he attempted to pee.
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