Freebsd Limericks: 547 of 860 |
There was a young Jew of Far Rockaway
Whose screams could be heard for a block away.
Perceiving his error,
The Rabbi in terror
Cried, "God! I have cut his whole cock away!"
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Freebsd Limericks: 548 of 860 |
There was a young lad - name of Durcan
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His father said, "Durcan
Stop jerkin' your gherkin
Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.
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Freebsd Limericks: 549 of 860 |
There was a young lad from Nahant
Who was made like the Sensitve Plant.
When asked, "Do you fuck?"
He replied, "No such luck.
I would if I could but I can't."
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Freebsd Limericks: 550 of 860 |
There was a young lad from Siam,
Whose sexlife was caught in a jam.
He loved them real small,
'Cause they're funner to ball,
So he went out and bought him a lamb!
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Freebsd Limericks: 551 of 860 |
There was a young lad name of Durcan
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His father said, "Durcan!
Stop jerkin' your gherkin!
Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.
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Freebsd Limericks: 552 of 860 |
There was a young lad name of Ward
Who strung himself up with a cord
Said he, of his work
(Ere the rope snapped with a jerk)
"I am leaving because I am bored."
- E.A. Guest
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Freebsd Limericks: 553 of 860 |
There was a young lad named McFee
Who was stung in the balls by a bee
He made oodles of money
By oozing pure honey
Every time he attempted to pee.
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Freebsd Limericks: 554 of 860 |
There was a young lady at sea
Who complained that it hurt her to pee.
Said the brawny old mate,
"That accounts for the state
Of the cook and the captain and me."
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Freebsd Limericks: 555 of 860 |
There was a young lady at sea
Who said, "God, how it hurts me to pee."
"I see," said the mate,
"That accounts for the state
Of the captain, the purser, and me."
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Freebsd Limericks: 556 of 860 |
There was a young lady called Ciss
Who went to the river to piss.
A young man in a punt
Put his hand on her cunt;
No wonder she thought it was bliss.
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