Freebsd Limericks

There was a young lady of Dexter
Whose husband exceedingly vexed her,
        For whenever they'd start
        He'd unfailingly fart
With a blast that damn nearly unsexed her.

There was a young lady of Dover
Whose passion was such that it drove her
        To cry, when you came,
        "Oh dear!  What a shame!
Well, now we shall have to start over."

There was a young lady of Ealing
And her lover before her was kneeling.
        Said she, "Dearest Jim,
        Take your hands off my quim;
I much prefer fucking to feeling."

There was a young lady of fashion
Who had oodles and oodles of passion.
        To her lover she said,
        As  they climbed into bed,
"Here's one thing the bastards can't ration!"

There was a young lady of Fez
Who was known to the public as "Jez."
        Jezebel was her name,
        Sucking cocks was the game
She excelled at (so everyone says).

There was a young lady of Gaza
Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor.
        The crabs, in a lump,
        Made tracks to her rump -
This passing parade did amaze her.

There was a young lady of Gaza
Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor.
        The crabs, in a lump,
        Made tracks to her rump -
This passing parade did amaze her.

There was a young lady of Gaza
Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor.
        The crabs, in a lump,
        Made tracks to her rump--
This passing parade did amaze her.

There was a young lady of Gloucester,
Met a passionate fellow who tossed her.
        She wasn't much hurt,
        But he dirtied her skirt,
So think of the anguish it cost her.

There was a young lady of Gloucester
Whose friends they thought they had lost her
        Till they found on the grass
        The marks of her arse,
And the knees of the man who had crossed her.