Freebsd Limericks

There was a young lady who said,
As her bridegroom got into the bed,
        "I'm tired of this stunt,
        That they do with one's cunt,
You can get up my bottom instead."

There was a young lady whose cunt
Could accomodate a small punt.
        Her mother said, "Annie,
        It matches your fanny,
Which never was that of a runt."

There was a young lady whose thighs,
When spread showed a slit of such size,
        And so deep and so wide,
        You could play cards inside,
Much to her bridegroom's surprise.

There was a young lass from Surat.
The cheeks of her ass were so fat
        That they had to be parted
        Whenever she farted,
And also whenever she shat.

There was a young lass from Surat.
The cheeks of her ass were so fat
        That they had to be parted
        Whenever she farted,
And also whenever she shat.

There was a young laundress named Wrangle
Whose tits tilted up at an angle.
        "They may tickle my chin,"
        She said with a grin,
"But at least they keep out of the mangle."

There was a young maiden from Osset
Whose quim was nine inches across it.
        Said a young man named Tong,
        With tool nine inches long,
"I'll put bugger-in if I loss it."

There was a young man from Bear Ridge
Who had strange ideas about marriage.
        He fucked his wife's mother
        And sucked off her brother
And ate up her sister's miscarriage.

There was a young man from Bel-Aire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
        But the banister broke
        So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.

There was a young man from Bengal
Who claimed he had only one ball,
        But two little bitches
        Pulled down this man's breeches
And proved he had nothing at all.