Freebsd Limericks

There was a young lady whose thighs,
When spread showed a slit of such size,
        And so deep and so wide,
        You could play cards inside,
Much to her bridegroom's surprise.

There was a young lass from Surat.
The cheeks of her ass were so fat
        That they had to be parted
        Whenever she farted,
And also whenever she shat.

There was a young lass from Surat.
The cheeks of her ass were so fat
        That they had to be parted
        Whenever she farted,
And also whenever she shat.

There was a young laundress named Wrangle
Whose tits tilted up at an angle.
        "They may tickle my chin,"
        She said with a grin,
"But at least they keep out of the mangle."

There was a young maiden from Osset
Whose quim was nine inches across it.
        Said a young man named Tong,
        With tool nine inches long,
"I'll put bugger-in if I loss it."

There was a young man from Bear Ridge
Who had strange ideas about marriage.
        He fucked his wife's mother
        And sucked off her brother
And ate up her sister's miscarriage.

There was a young man from Bel-Aire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
        But the banister broke
        So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.

There was a young man from Bengal
Who claimed he had only one ball,
        But two little bitches
        Pulled down this man's breeches
And proved he had nothing at all.

There was a young man from Biloxi
Whose bowels responded to Moxie.
        Drinking glass after glass,
        He would tune up his ass,
Till he played like the band at the Roxy.

There was a young man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
        But the heat of his prick
        Turned it into a brick
And rubbed all his foreskin away.