Freebsd Limericks

There was a young maiden from Osset
Whose quim was nine inches across it.
        Said a young man named Tong,
        With tool nine inches long,
"I'll put bugger-in if I loss it."

There was a young man from Bear Ridge
Who had strange ideas about marriage.
        He fucked his wife's mother
        And sucked off her brother
And ate up her sister's miscarriage.

There was a young man from Bel-Aire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
        But the banister broke
        So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.

There was a young man from Bengal
Who claimed he had only one ball,
        But two little bitches
        Pulled down this man's breeches
And proved he had nothing at all.

There was a young man from Biloxi
Whose bowels responded to Moxie.
        Drinking glass after glass,
        He would tune up his ass,
Till he played like the band at the Roxy.

There was a young man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
        But the heat of his prick
        Turned it into a brick
And rubbed all his foreskin away.

There was a young man from Boston
Who rode around in an Austin.
        There was room for his ass
        And a gallon of gas,
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

There was a young man from Calcutta
Who was heard in his beard to mutter,
        "If her Bartholin glands
        Don't respond to my hands,
I'm afraid I shall have to use butter."

There was a young man from Dallas
Who had an exceptional phallus.
        He couldn't find room
        In any girl's womb
Without rubbing it first with Vitalis.

There was a young man from Dundee
Who buggered an ape in a tree.
        The results were quite horrid:
        All ass and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee.