Freebsd Limericks

There was a young man from Biloxi
Whose bowels responded to Moxie.
        Drinking glass after glass,
        He would tune up his ass,
Till he played like the band at the Roxy.

There was a young man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
        But the heat of his prick
        Turned it into a brick
And rubbed all his foreskin away.

There was a young man from Boston
Who rode around in an Austin.
        There was room for his ass
        And a gallon of gas,
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

There was a young man from Calcutta
Who was heard in his beard to mutter,
        "If her Bartholin glands
        Don't respond to my hands,
I'm afraid I shall have to use butter."

There was a young man from Dallas
Who had an exceptional phallus.
        He couldn't find room
        In any girl's womb
Without rubbing it first with Vitalis.

There was a young man from Dundee
Who buggered an ape in a tree.
        The results were quite horrid:
        All ass and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee.

There was a young man from East Lizes
Whose balls were of two different sizes
        One was so small
        It was no ball at all
The other was large and won prizes.

There was a young man from East Wubley
Whose cock was bifurcated doubly.
        Each quadruplicate shaft
        Had two balls hanging aft,
And the general effect was quite lovely.

There was a young man from Hong Kong
Who had a trifurcated prong:
        A small one for sucking,
        A large one for fucking,
And a `boney' for beating a gong.

There was a young man from Glengozzle
Who found a remarkable fossil.
        He knew by the bend
        And the wart on the end,
'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.

There was a young man from Jodhpur
Who found he could easily cure
        His dread diabetes
        By eating a foetus
Served up in a sauce of manure.