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There was a young man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
        But the heat of his prick
        Turned it into a brick
And rubbed all his foreskin away.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  659 of 860

There was a young man from Boston
Who rode around in an Austin.
        There was room for his ass
        And a gallon of gas,
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  660 of 860

There was a young man from Calcutta
Who was heard in his beard to mutter,
        "If her Bartholin glands
        Don't respond to my hands,
I'm afraid I shall have to use butter."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  661 of 860

There was a young man from Dallas
Who had an exceptional phallus.
        He couldn't find room
        In any girl's womb
Without rubbing it first with Vitalis.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  662 of 860

There was a young man from Dundee
Who buggered an ape in a tree.
        The results were quite horrid:
        All ass and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  663 of 860

There was a young man from East Lizes
Whose balls were of two different sizes
        One was so small
        It was no ball at all
The other was large and won prizes.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  664 of 860

There was a young man from East Wubley
Whose cock was bifurcated doubly.
        Each quadruplicate shaft
        Had two balls hanging aft,
And the general effect was quite lovely.

There was a young man from Hong Kong
Who had a trifurcated prong:
        A small one for sucking,
        A large one for fucking,
And a `boney' for beating a gong.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  665 of 860

There was a young man from Glengozzle
Who found a remarkable fossil.
        He knew by the bend
        And the wart on the end,
'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  666 of 860

There was a young man from Jodhpur
Who found he could easily cure
        His dread diabetes
        By eating a foetus
Served up in a sauce of manure.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  667 of 860

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
        To save himself trouble
        He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
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