| Freebsd Limericks: 67 of 860 |
A girl of uncertain nativity
Had an ass of extreme sensitivity
While she sat on the lap
Of a German or Jap,
She could sense Fifth Column activity.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 68 of 860 |
A graduate student named Zac
Was said to be great in the sack.
An inch of his boner
Put girls in a coma
And two gave them epileptic attacks.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 69 of 860 |
A graduate student named Zac
Was said to be great in the sack.
An inch of his boner
Put girls in a coma
And two gave them epileptic attacks.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 70 of 860 |
A greedy young lady from Sidney
Liked it in up to her kidney,
Till a man from Quebec
Shoved it up to her neck--
He really diddled her, didn' he?
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| Freebsd Limericks: 71 of 860 |
A green-thumbed young farmer from Leeds
Once swallowed a package of seeds.
In a month, his ass
Was covered with grass
And his balls were grown over with weeds.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 72 of 860 |
A guest in a household quite charmless
Was informed its eccentric was harmless:
"If you're caught unawares
At the head of the stairs,
Just remember, he's eyeless and armless."
-- Edward Gorey
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| Freebsd Limericks: 73 of 860 |
A habit depraved and unsavory
Held the bishop of Bingham in slavery
Midst screeches and howls
He deflowered young owls
Which he kept in an underground aviary
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| Freebsd Limericks: 74 of 860 |
A habit obscene and bizarre,
Has taken a-hold of papa.
He brings home young camels
And other odd mammals,
And gives them a go at mama.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 75 of 860 |
A habit obscene and unsavory,
Holds a CS professor in slavery.
With maniacal howls,
He deflowers young owls,
That he keeps in an underground aviary.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 76 of 860 |
A hacker who screwed a mag tape
Was caught and convicted of rape.
To jail he did go,
From which, to his woe
He couldn't get out with ESC.
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