Freebsd Limericks: 676 of 860 |
There was a young man from Rangoon
Who used to lament 'neath the moon
That he had the luck
To be born of a fuck
That was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.
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Freebsd Limericks: 677 of 860 |
There was a young man from Salinas
Who had an extremely long penis:
Believe it or not,
When he lay on his cot
It reached from Marin to Martinez.
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Freebsd Limericks: 678 of 860 |
There was a young man from Seattle
Whose testicles tended to rattle.
He said as he fuck-ed
Some stones in a bucket,
"If Stravinsky won't deafen you -- that'll."
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Freebsd Limericks: 679 of 860 |
There was a young man from Siam
Who said, "I go in with a wham,
But I soon lose my starch
Like the mad month of March,
And the lion comes out like a lamb."
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Freebsd Limericks: 680 of 860 |
There was a young man from St. Paul's
Who read "Harper's Bazaar" and "McCall's"
Till he grew such a passion
For feminine fashion
That he knitted a snood for his balls.
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Freebsd Limericks: 681 of 860 |
There was a young man from Stamboul
Who boasted so torrid a tool
That each female crater
Explored by this satyr
Seemed almost unpleasantly cool.
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Freebsd Limericks: 682 of 860 |
There was a young man from Tibet-
And this is the strangest one yet-
Whose tool was so long,
So pointed and strong,
He could bugger six Greeks "en brochette".
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Freebsd Limericks: 683 of 860 |
There was a young man in Havana,
Banged his girl on a player-piana.
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And: yes, he has no banana.
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Freebsd Limericks: 684 of 860 |
There was a young man in Norway,
Tried to jerk himself off in a sleigh,
But the air was so frigid
It froze his cock rigid,
And all he could come was frappe.
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Freebsd Limericks: 685 of 860 |
There was a young man in the choir
Whose penis rose higher and higher,
Till it reached such a height
It was quite out of sight --
But of course you know I'm a liar.
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