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Freebsd Limericks:  676 of 860

There was a young man from Rangoon
Who used to lament 'neath the moon
        That he had the luck
        To be born of a fuck
That was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  677 of 860

There was a young man from Salinas
Who had an extremely long penis:
        Believe it or not,
        When he lay on his cot
It reached from Marin to Martinez.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  678 of 860

There was a young man from Seattle
Whose testicles tended to rattle.
        He said as he fuck-ed
        Some stones in a bucket,
"If Stravinsky won't deafen you -- that'll."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  679 of 860

There was a young man from Siam
Who said, "I go in with a wham,
        But I soon lose my starch
        Like the mad month of March,
And the lion comes out like a lamb."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  680 of 860

There was a young man from St. Paul's
Who read "Harper's Bazaar" and "McCall's"
        Till he grew such a passion
        For feminine fashion
That he knitted a snood for his balls.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  681 of 860

There was a young man from Stamboul
Who boasted so torrid a tool
        That each female crater
        Explored by this satyr
Seemed almost unpleasantly cool.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  682 of 860

There was a young man from Tibet-
And this is the strangest one yet-
        Whose tool was so long,
        So pointed and strong,
He could bugger six Greeks "en brochette".
 
Freebsd Limericks:  683 of 860

There was a young man in Havana,
Banged his girl on a player-piana.
        At the height of their fever
        Her ass hit the lever
And: yes, he has no banana.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  684 of 860

There was a young man in Norway,
Tried to jerk himself off in a sleigh,
        But the air was so frigid
        It froze his cock rigid,
And all he could come was frappe.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  685 of 860

There was a young man in the choir
Whose penis rose higher and higher,
        Till it reached such a height
        It was quite out of sight --
But of course you know I'm a liar.
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