Freebsd Limericks

There was a young man named Zerubbabel
Who had only one real, and one rubber ball.
        When they asked if his pleasure
        Was only half measure,
He replied, "That is highly improbable."

There was a young man named Zerubbabub
Who belonged to the Block, Fuck & Bugger Club
        But the pride of his life
        Were the tits of his wife --
One real, and one India-rubber bub.

There was a young man of Arras
Who stretched himself out on the grass,
        And with no little trouble,
        He bent himself double,
And stuck his prick well up his ass.

There was a young man of Australia
Who went on a wild bacchanalia.
        He buggered a frog,
        Two mice and a dog,
And a bishop in fullest regalia.

There was a young man of Belgrade
Who remarked, "I'm a queer piece of trade.
        I will suck, without charge,
        Any cock, if it's large.
If it's small, I expect to be paid."

There was a young man of Belgrade
Who slept with a girl in the trade.
        She said to him, "Jack,
        Try the hole in the back;
The front one is badly decayed."

There was a young man of Bengal
Who swore he had only one ball,
        But two little bitches
        Unbuttoned his britches,
And found he had no balls at all.

There was a young man of Bombay
Who buggered his dad once a day.
        He said, "I like, rather,
        Fucking my father --
He's clean, and there's nothing to pay."

There was a young man of Calcutta,
Who tried to write "cunt" on a shutter.
        When he got to c-u,
        A pious Hindoo
Knocked him ass-over-head in the gutter.

There was a young man of Cape Horn
Who wished he had never been born,
        And he wouldn't have been
        If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.