Freebsd Limericks

There was a young man of Australia
Who went on a wild bacchanalia.
        He buggered a frog,
        Two mice and a dog,
And a bishop in fullest regalia.

There was a young man of Belgrade
Who remarked, "I'm a queer piece of trade.
        I will suck, without charge,
        Any cock, if it's large.
If it's small, I expect to be paid."

There was a young man of Belgrade
Who slept with a girl in the trade.
        She said to him, "Jack,
        Try the hole in the back;
The front one is badly decayed."

There was a young man of Bengal
Who swore he had only one ball,
        But two little bitches
        Unbuttoned his britches,
And found he had no balls at all.

There was a young man of Bombay
Who buggered his dad once a day.
        He said, "I like, rather,
        Fucking my father --
He's clean, and there's nothing to pay."

There was a young man of Calcutta,
Who tried to write "cunt" on a shutter.
        When he got to c-u,
        A pious Hindoo
Knocked him ass-over-head in the gutter.

There was a young man of Cape Horn
Who wished he had never been born,
        And he wouldn't have been
        If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.

There was a young man of Coblenz
Whose ballocks were simply immense:
        It took forty-four draymen,
        A priest and three laymen
To carry them thither and thence.

There was a young man of Darjeeling
Whose cock reached up to the ceiling.
        In the electric light socket,
        He'd put it and rock it--
Oh God!  What a wonderful feeling!

There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes.
        His tool when at ease,
        Hung down to his knees,
Oh, what must it be when it rises!